Bad Ebay Pics

For those who have been to a Vanilla Pop show, you know I tend to wear shiny things-sequined jackets, metallic shirts, loud pants, mirrored thongs and ridiculous shoes. "Where do you get your clothes?" I am asked quite frequently. Naturally I get my garb on Ebay. The "Women's Clothing' section to be exact. Today I highlight a few gems from ladies who have no business holding a camera.

5 Things You Should Never Do At A Vanilla Pop Show

You're all excited to come out and dance. You've picked out your threads for the night, called your crew, and are already frothing at the mouth in anticipation of your first cocktail. Great. We know you're a drunk, and that you owe yourself a night out. After all it's been two days. But with great power comes great responsibility. 

Things That Annoy the $%#! Out Of Me

When traveling, I make sure to take photos of shit that drives me nuts. You should see the size of that folder. What follows are a few of the worst violations.

Famous People Who Love Us

Yes it's true... Lou loves us. As celebrities go, Lou Diamond Philips is cordial, down to earth and extremely complimentary. Your mom would love him. He has told us more than once how much he loves the band.
His hand is on my ass in this picture.

He's not the only one we've rubbed elbows with over the years...